A Fashion Don't

I was rummaging through a sack of clothing at a yard sale on Saturday. I pulled out the cutest pair of jeans.  At least I thought they were cute, until the second half of them came out of the bag.  Then I may have yelled "Holy Crap!" and thrown them to the ground.  Okay, I did. The second half was knit from the knee down.  As soon as I got over the shock of how hideous they looked, I decided to buy them for .50 and make shorts out of them.  And now, they rock.  But my white legs don't rock so much, so I will spare you "after" pictures. :)

Okay, now picture them as to the knee shorts.  Cute, right?